
mr. e's perfect orgasmhis many attempted perfect orgasmsmr. e's perfect orgasm by rian101
cast such a pale shadow over the office
christmas party that,
finally,
old dodger put his foot down w/ such
force that the entire office overheard his
angry reverbations.
"PUHLEASE,
sir,
we are not interested
in you
OR
your cock-stalk
+ those sticky fingers,
those buggly bulging muppet eyes
watching Mizz Andervilles
every
silken
move!"
while true about E,
we were quite fond
of ms. anderville's long
legs and her peculiar
manner of speech
and

A Letter to Any ArtistI am always amazed at these kids who tell me that my lack of "deviations" is reason for my opinion of theirs to be any less valid. That I have no knowledge of what makes a good piece of artwork or a well-composed poem because I have none to show for myself.A Letter to Any Artist by PompositusRexus
But that's like saying I have to direct a movie before I can say that Moulin Rouge! was a cinematic holocaust. They quoted Nirvana, for Christ's sake. That alone should tell even the least cultured among us that it's a bad film.
By that same token, I don't have to have a degree in art history to tell you that the color scheme of your MS Paint drawing is atrocious. I don't need one in anatomy to tell you the legs on your furry monster animal person thing are drawn to an impossible angle. I certainly don't need to take a class on it to tell you your poem is nothing but random statements that have no purpose.
So here's my one deviation, children. Critique it to your heart's content. You don't need any of your own either for me t
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