Hotel Letters Vol. 1Dear Guest,Hotel Letters Vol. 1
Just because you remembered to ask me to remove your safe fee from your bill does not make you clever. Remembering something you read not twenty-four hours ago that was printed on your folio in CAPITAL LETTERS right under where you sign should not suggest to you that you've gotten something over on my place of business, nor should you be so conceited as to believe that you've thwarted a sinister plot to steal another $1.06 from you. That fee goes to the outside company that owns the safe in your room, so we make no profit from it whether we charge you or not.
That considered, can you please not make a big
mr. e's perfect orgasmhis many attempted perfect orgasms cast such a pale shadow over the office christmas party that,mr. e's perfect orgasm
finally, old dodger put his foot down w/ such force that the entire office overheard his angry reverbations.
"PUHLEASE, sir, we are not interested in you OR your cock-stalk + those sticky fingers, those buggly bulging muppet eyes watch
A Letter to Any ArtistI am always amazed at these kids who tell me that my lack of "deviations" is reason for my opinion of theirs to be any less valid. That I have no knowledge of what makes a good piece of artwork or a well-composed poem because I have none to show for myself.A Letter to Any Artist
But that's like saying I have to direct a movie before I can say that Moulin Rouge! was a cinematic holocaust. They quoted Nirvana, for Christ's sake. That alone should tell even the least cultured among us that it's a bad film.
By that same token, I don't have to have a degree in art history to tell you that the color scheme of your MS Paint drawing is atrocious
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Ka-Bang!
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Fuck 'em all.
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