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his many attempted perfect orgasms cast such a pale shadow over the office christmas party that,                                  finally, old dodger put his foot down w/ such force that the entire office overheard his angry reverbations. "PUHLEASE,                    sir,                          we are not interested                in you                           OR                                your cock-stalk                                + those sticky fingers,                     those buggly bulging muppet eyes                     watching Mizz Andervilles                               every                        

I am always amazed at these kids who tell me that my lack of "deviations" is reason for my opinion of theirs to be any less valid. That I have no knowledge of what makes a good piece of artwork or a well-composed poem because I have none to show for myself. But that's like saying I have to direct a movie before I can say that Moulin Rouge! was a cinematic holocaust. They quoted Nirvana, for Christ's sake. That alone should tell even the least cultured among us that it's a bad film. By that same token, I don't have to have a degree in art history to tell you that the color scheme of your MS Paint drawing is atrocious. I don't need one in ana